Saturday, July 20, 2013

Introduction to Insane-dia




Stephen ponders the Taj in Agra
"I hope your fucking plane crashes!" were the last words spoken to me by an Indian not affiliated with an airport. The tuk-tuk driver and I had had a shouting match that drew spectators and nearly came to physical violence. He was right in thinking that 20 cents was nothing to a foreigner like me, but what he didn't realize was that I had reached the limit of the cheating and poisoning I could endure from one country. If I hadn't been so ill and stuck in the back of the plane with the nauseating smells of toilets and food, I might have felt an Argo-like elation about escaping India. For nearly a week, even the sight of the word, "curry" would trigger my anger for the place. I literally could not remember any moments of joy. BUT after a sufficient convalescence of fresh air, Guinness, and overall Western comfort, I feel I can reflect on the month long journey and give India a fair shake. India fascinated and exhausted me in equal measure, and so I'll try to capture and disentangle the highs and lows.

Like the ubiquitous thali meal, we wanted to have a sampling of India that included food, nature, big cities, and a bit of history. India is a huge country. Imagine trying to see DC, Vermont, Vegas, the Grand Canyon, Omaha, and LA in one trip. But we succeeded in plotting out a course that took us from east to west, to eight cities, into the mountains, through a desert, and out a capital.


Thailand prepared me for tuk-tuks, traffic, and heat. China prepared me for streets littered with people and rubbish. But nothing prepared me for Kolkata. Usually, there's a suburban buffer between the airport and the bowels of a city, but in Kolkata, the city swallows you the moment you step out the door.

I will never forget the images from that first sweaty taxi ride: the bright and brilliant saris; giant heaps of trash and the pigs, children, and cows on top of them; Bollywood and Vodaphone billboards;  young men and boys bathing in oil drums;  shacks upon shacks, taxis and tuk-tuks upon taxis and tuk-tuks;  street side barber shops; people carrying everything including kitchen sinks on their head; saris drying in the sun; crumbling British architecture;  kids playing cricket among goats, palm trees, and dust. All of this to the smells of curry and rot and the soundtrack of horns blaring. Honking is so much a part of driving, I am certain the pilots are honking as they speed down the runways.


Highlights
Park Street Cemetery


This 18th-century resting place for many an imperialist is the only quiet oasis in the city. The giant tombs are lovely and those that are pyramid shaped are a bit eerie and seem a bit out of place.
 
 









 
Mother Teresa's House


I know there are many Catholics in the world who would regard a trip to this house as a sacred pilgrimage. I was greatly impressed with all I learned about her work with the shunned ill as well as children of slums. But I can't say I was moved to tears or felt any great reverence. I'm not sure if this is due to something lacking in my character or it's that I have seen so many temples, shrines, monasteries, churches, mosques, etc. on my  travels. What I felt was a confirmation that a common outcome of all religions is to bring people together to provide comfort and help as well as a general moral compass for how to treat others.

Mother Theresa's Tomb
Entrance to the house is on the right


 Riverside Temples



Darshineswar Kali and Belur Math Temples are along Hooghly River. Not only are these places to worship one of the trillion Hindi gods, but also a place to have a spiritual bath, picnic, or quality time with any of the many monkeys living on the grounds.



The Lowlights

I either can't or don't want to show the lowlights of the three days in Kolkata. First, it was insanely hot, hotter than any day in Thailand, but as it turned out, not the hottest days we experienced on this trip. Our usual mode of transport is walking, but this was difficult due to the heat and traffic. We would come back to the hotel sweaty and sooty and completely worn out. And that was by 2p.m. The subway and buses are so overcrowded that the men have no choice but to cop a feel which they certainly took the liberty of doing. All this chaos is connected to the overwhelming poverty. I had seen slums in Istanbul and Bangkok but never like this. Taking pictures of someone's everyday living situation seemed intrusive and exploitative. Nor did I take pictures of the many mansions I saw. I kept imagining how my mom would feel if she were in her front yard pulling weeds and suddenly some Koreans stopped to take a picture of her. I'm sure she'd be startled and confused. Every time on the trip I saw a cute kid doing something simple like eating a bowl of soup or sad looking women in doorways, I'd want to take a picture to capture the beauty of that moment. But the feeling of it being an invasion would cause me to hesitate and the moment would be gone. This, I guess, is why we have that funky and fickle thing called Memory.

Random Images


kids  playing cricket outside an abandoned builing





Mother Theresa's house is still a mission and people can come to volunteer here







The Marble Palace. You're supposed to get a permit to enter two days in advance. This  photo is good enough



 
The Victoria Monument. Lovely gardens. A lot of teens come here to make out, apparently

St. John's Church




First beer of the trip. There are surprisingly few places other than hotels to get a beer.



Ok, I made an exception for this shot



and this one..














 

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Songkhla, Thailand: Hit or Miss



In a few days, I will be leaving Thailand for the third, and most likely, last time. At the moment, I have one eye pointed toward my future adventures in India as well as marriage and one eye looking back at this country where I cut my ESL teeth, where I endured heartbreak, and where I discovered what amazing really can be. The following is what I will miss and not miss about this beautifully baffling country.



What I Will Miss: The Sea, The Forests, The Lake, The Hills
Lately my main focus has been reaching my goal of running 10k without stopping, which I'm happy to say, I've accomplished. My morning run along the sea and through the forest is my sanity.

What I Won't Miss: Rubbish
Some just throw their Styrofoam lunch containers and the plastic bags they came in on the ground when finished. Beach picnickers will leave the remnants of their feast in a neat little heap in the sand for some city worker to pick up the next morning. It is difficult to find bins, but not impossible.
What I Will MIss: Sunshine
It's always sunny in Songkhla. Even on rainy days during rainy season, the sun feels obligated to make an appearance at least for part of the day. I hope I have enough sunshine stored up for when I move to Dublin.

What I Won't Miss: The Heat from Sunshine
I'm sweating any moment I am not in an air-conditioned environment.  No amount of prickly heat powder and deodorant can stop the trickling of sweat. That is a lot of the day. Even at 7:00 when I do my run, it's about 80-85 degrees and the temperatures climb to near 100 in the afternoon. Sometimes the air is so hot, it hurts to breathe it. Again, I hope I can survive in a country that regards 70 degrees a "scorcher".

What I Will Miss: Food.
Thai food is the  most complex, varied, and exciting food I've ever had. Ever. Sweet, sour, spicy, salty. Everything natural: palm sugar, coconut milk, ginger, lime juice, garlic, shallots, chilies, fish sauce, cilantro, and of course, the amazing lemongrass. Red, yellow, green curries. Incredible soups. Grilled meats. Steamed fish. Sauces galore!! I could go on and on and on about my fascination with Thai food. And did I mention the price? I can find a feast at the nightly food market near my house for less than 5 euros.

What I Won't Miss: A Lack of Food Other than Thai Food

Sometimes, you need cheese. Or a French fry. Songkhla does have a pizza place, an Italian restaurant, a Japanese place, and a couple of pubs with overpriced strange cheeseburgers. But these get old and at times, I felt I would die if I didn't have a taco.

What I Will Miss: Relatively Stress-free Job


Rajamangala is a pretty laid back place and there seems to be a holiday every four days. It's also a lovely campus with lots of trees and birds and a good canteen.

What I Won't Miss: A Too Laid Back Attitude Towards English in the English Department
There are only about 10 visible words of English in the English office and two of these are "Angry Birds" which adorns some official document, possibly the curriculum book. I don't know because  it's not in English. I feel strongly that by not having signs, notices, and information in English and Thai, it sends the message that English is not important outside of the classroom. Which is the exact opposite of reality in an English program.

What I'll Miss: Big, Free Apartment

The apartment provided by the university is quite big and it's great to be across the street from the school. In one year, I only paid $50 total for electricity.
What I Won't Miss: The uncomfortable bed on the floor, no hot water, no stove. Ants. In all fairness, though, we could have bought stuff to make it more homey and comfy, but we were never quite certain how long we'd be staying.
 


What I'll  Miss: Friday and Sunday Markets
Imagine a garage sale, farmers' market, and a food fair in one setting. Every Friday and Sunday morning there is a market near my apartment that sells cheap second hand clothes, household wares, traditional Thai foods, fresh meat, veg, and fruit, and accessories. The smells, colors, and buzz make it an interesting jaunt. Except when you're hungover. Then it's a nightmare.

What I Won't Miss: No Big Size Clothes and Shoes
The average Thai woman is about  5' tall and a size 0. I'm 5'10" and a size 12. Need I say more? I've found a few skirts and shirts that I can squeeze into, but there have been many a time that I was close to tears because I couldn't find anything that fit. Oh, and shoes? Forget about it. I'm still wearing the Sketchers I bought in Iowa City in 2009 and the men's Li-Ning running shoes I found in China.

What I'll Miss: Cheap Transport

I don't have a family so I didn't feel a need to get a vehicle when public transport is so cheap and easy. Also, I've always had this strange feeling that I would have a bad accident if I had a motorbike. A tuk-tuk ride is about 50 cents and a motorbike taxi is about 75 cents. The market is oversaturated with them, so it's easy to get a ride during the day.  My morning run ends at the fresh food market and all the motorbike guys know me and where I live. I love my morning ride through town on the back of a bike, dripping sweat and clutching bags of fresh veggies and fruit.
What I Won't Miss: Honking of Transport             

The drivers honk at you even if it is painfully obvious you require no transport, for example, when you are running down the road.

What I Will Miss: Thai Smiles
Thai people are generally lovely and generous. Just this week, a random stranger pulled over and gave me a pamphlet for a marathon and another guy at the market said, "Hello Miss Running". I go to the same vegetable sisters, pork lady, and chicken lady and they always have a ready smile. Thais love fun and want to smile and laugh. Everything seems to make them feel "happy, funny, and relax".

What I Won't Miss: "You! You!!" and Aggressive "Hello"s
About once a day someone shouts at me, usually a young boy, and usually after I've passed. It makes them laugh hysterically. Usually it's no big deal, but if I'm having a bad day, it can send murderous shivers down my spine.

What I Will Miss: Cheap Beer
 A large 660ml of Leo beer costs about $2.

What I Won't Miss: Cheap Beer
Leo tastes like piss and some cheaper brands, like Chang, give you such bad headaches, you know you've been brain damaged.

 

What I'll Miss: The Table

The Table is an actual table at a Vietnamese restaurant run by the wife of Chris, a long term expat from England. Many teachers and some off-shore people hang out here for the cheap beer and camaraderie. A lot of laughter and tears have been shared at The Table. One of the gang, Rocky, started a side business of Indian food at the restaurant. Sadly, he died in a car accident April 2012. He was a large part of the heart and soul of The Table and is greatly missed.

What I Won't Miss: No Places to Enjoy English Outside of The Table

Sometimes my whole being craves English in the form of cinemas, libraries, theatres, museums, galleries, and live bands. Hat Yai has some, Bangkok a ton, but Songkhla, not so much.

What I Will Miss: This Girl
 
M is the only other female ex-pat that hangs out at The Table. We're the same age, and except for the fact that she's good at practically everything, we have a lot in common. I think I would be a smidge more insane if it weren't for her. I'll miss our til dawn sessions. Check out her incredible art at: http://www.gallerymg.com/index.html

What I Won't Miss: Girl Jealousy
Occasionally a Thai girl will get it in her head that M and I are after her man, which is a bit of an insult to the men we're happily attached to.

What I Will Miss: This Cat. Beyond Reason.
This little heap of white and gray fur has brought so much happiness to our lives. I'm incredibly sad that I won't see her again, but happy that she'll be cared for in a home with a big garden and other cats. And I'll try not to think about the cobras that also share this space.

What I Won't Miss: Meow O'Clock
Every morning at approximately 6:00 a.m. Friday Cat begins her relentless meowing until I get up and feed her. Once sated, she goes back to sleep. For me the day has begun whether I wanted it to or not.

What I Will Miss: Travelling to Islands
Thailand has some of the most stunning beaches in the world. My favorite are in Taratao National Park off the coast of Satun in the Andaman Sea.

What I Won't Miss: Rarely Travelling to Islands

Despite the fact that the university has nearly as many holidays and activity days as teaching days, we still had to sign our names every morning. I usually did this for us before my run.


I'm finding it's impossible to capture everything about this experience in one blog. I'm driving myself insane trolling through all of my poorly organized photos looking for the "one". I've realized that I didn't even talk about my main reason for being here which is to impart my expertise of the English language to students! That blog entry will have to wait til another day. Until then, this badly formatted--I just cannot seem to master it---entry will have to suffice as my virtual time capsule.