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| Trip began and ended in Bologna and included Parma, Ferrara, Ravenna, and Rimini. |
800 pictures is quite overwhelming for me and I can't imagine anyone else wanting to sift through them either, so I've decided to showcase only the superlatives of Emilia-Romagna.
BOLOGNA is the capital of the region and has the oldest degree-issuing university in the world (1088). It is also the home of Bolognese sauce, though it's called ragu there (just as we call that bright yellow mustard, "mustard" and not "American mustard").
Longest Portico Walk
8 km and 666 arches (an odd number considering they lead to the Santuary di San Luca). Below most arches on the way are family plaques and shrines from the nobles of the area.
Best View
From San Luca, you can see the foothills of the Apennines Mountains. The day we went was the kind of warm and sunny you don't need a jacket. Looking out over the hills was one of my favourite experiences of the trip.
Tallest Tower
Many noble families in the area had built a tower (think: Trump Tower) and at one time, there were over 100. They were both status symbol and watch tower. Now due to pesky wars and earthquakes, there are only the "twin towers". The Asinelli Tower is the bigger of the two.
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| 13th century tower; 98m |
Most Well-Endowed Statue
The Fountain of Neptune includes a boastfully-endowed Neptune with a gaggle of mermaids at his feet who are grabbing their bosoms. It is quite racy, but legend has it that the Pope at the time gave his thumbs up, making the statue not only the symbol of Bologna itself but also of its liberalism.
Most Beautiful Place for Prayin'
I think we wandered in and out of 20 or more churches on this trip, but the one I remember most fondly is San Stefano. It was originally built in the 11th century and had 7 connected churches but now has only 4. Something about the old stone and candlelight appealed to me more than marble and stained glass.
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| I haven't quite mastered how to use my camera in this kind of lighting... |
Best Piazza
We enjoyed a couple of pints of Moretti in the piazza whilst admiring San Stefano's.
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| the glass says, "Luck is an attitude." |
Angriest Graffiti
Something I found both shocking and disturbing was the amount of graffiti present in the old part of the city. Apparently 2000 year old graffiti can be found throughout Italy. Graffiti can be a beautiful addition to an urban setting, but unfortunately, the stuff I saw was mostly people's names, slogans, and on occasion, bad English.
Most Interesting Place for Learnin'
This is a replica of the Teatro Anatomico, which was the third university dissection room in the world. What I found interesting about it was that a priest would sit between those two statues of skinned bodies and would "intervene" if the lecture seemed to infringe upon anyone's spirituality.
Hippest Piazza
I think this is called Piazza Putoni. It appeared to be a place where a lot of students sat around drinking beer and discussing the important matters of life or watched people juggle. We had an impromptu picnic of cans of Paulener beer and some prosciutto and cheese.
Coolest Streets
The Il Quadrilatero and il Mercato di Mezzo are a bunch of narrow, medieval streets that still sell fresh produce, cheese, meats, and fish. The "stalls" are all now actual shops, but it still has that medieval vibe. I could wander around these streets for hours just looking at the wares. Some shops specialize in one or two kinds of cheese, while another might be the best in town for preserved goods, and yet another for the loveliest artichokes.
Best Old Man Pub
There's something about "hip" and "trendy" pubs that always make me feel like I'm on the set of a restaurant make-over reality TV show. And there's something about an old man's pub that makes me feel like I've been transported back to a time before a place became cool. Osteria del Sole is the oldest pub in Bologna. You order your wine (in our case, small bottles of chilled Lambrusco) and if you've brought your own snacks (meat, cheese, etc), the man will give you a cutting board. We spent a few lovely hours here enjoying slices of culatello and fontina bought at the market around the corner.
Best Antipasto
On our last day in Bologna we had a few hours to wander the city and get some souvenirs (can you call ham, salami, and cheese souvenirs?) before getting the bus to the airport. We stopped at an osteria near the university. We were the only customers and enjoyed our snack and prosecco whilst listening to the blaring of some very dramatic Italian music reminiscent of 1940's dramas.
Most Flavourful Cold Treat at Most Famous Place for Said Cold Treat
I don't have much of a sweet tooth, but a cup full of gelato was a must. We went to La Sorbetteria Castiglione and enjoyed one dish of chocolate hazelnut/ pistaccio and one with lemon sorbet/mango. Fantastic breakfast that day.
PARMA is famous for Parma ham and Parmesan cheese as well as architecture. We spent half a day there and because it was a Monday, most places were closed. But it was a perfect sunny day and ideal for a walk through a quiet town.
Neatest Baptistery
Having been brought up feral and pagan, I had never heard of a "baptistery" before this trip. This one is on wikipedia's list of neatest baptisteries as well.
Best Dining Experience
Every bite I consumed in Italy was magic. But some of the overall eating experiences were better than others. We went to a small little osteria in Parma a bit before noon and the owners were just finishing getting everything ready for the day. We were the only customers and they were so kind when serving us and even more kind in giving us a complimentary shot of limoncello. We both tried the different specialities of the area: tortellini with pumpkin and cappaletti (hat shaped pasta) with the local ham.
Quietest Walking Tour
S had read somewhere that a museum had an exhibit of film director Michaelangelo Antonioni. When we asked about it in reception, the man called out to his colleague. This colleague told us it was closed but sat us down and mapped out an itinerary of a walking tour of silent streets that would culminate where Antonioni played tennis. He also said Ferrara was the "most metaphysical city" that existed only in the mind. We wandered the quiet streets physically and metaphysically but skipped the courts. The streets were indeed quiet as well as narrow, cobbled, and windy. It was an eerie yet peaceful feeling to see such few people for a couple of hours.
Strangest Dish
I heard about Pasticcio di Maccharoni (Macaroni pie) on The Splendid Table podcast. They said it dates back to the Renaissance. It has a sweet pastry crust and is filled with macaroni, béchamel sauce, truffles, and mushrooms. I got mine from a local bakery and ate it cold. Tasty but strange, like having
dessert encase the main meal.
Coolest Castle That Still Has a Moat
This castle was built by the Este family (real bigwigs with branches all over Europe) from 1208-1598. It's right in the middle of town for all to behold (as opposed to all those other castles that insist on being out in the countryside).
Best Romanesque-Gothic Lombard styled Cathedral
This may have been the only Romanesque-Gothic Lombard styled cathedral we saw but I don't remember. There were so many religious buildings that they've all been chiseled into one big lump of marble in my memory.
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| original shop stalls to the right of the cathedral |
Funnest Bike Ride
I haven't owned a bike in about three decades but I do like an occasional bike ride on holiday. This day we went through a lovely forested park that included parts of the ancient city wall and then into the local cemetery. A lot of mausoleums with entire extended families buried together. Very different from our individualized plots in Iowa.
RAVENNA was the capital of the Byzantine rule of northern Italy in the 8th century and is famous for churches with many mosaics. It is also the resting place of Dante. We spent only a few hours here and bought one ticket which allowed us to see most of the World Heritage basilicas and other monuments.
Most Impressively Decorated Churches
We went into the Battistero Neoniano, Basilica San Vitale, and Mausoleo di Galla Placida and they were all as exquisitely beautiful as the other. The Basilica San Vitale is referred to as "The Little Hagia Sophia". So cool to look at that Pope Gregory the Great (allegedly) wanted to have the mosaics blackened because they were distracting people from their prayers.
Most Famous Author's Resting Place
When I was a lazy and unmotivated sophomore studying English and secondary education, I tried half-heartedly to get through Dante's Inferno. Little did I know that teaching public high school was its own special 7 rings of hell.
RIMINI is now a seaside resort town and was the hometown of Fellini. Because of its location, it played a role in many an empire. The resort part is like any other seaside place with its succession of bars, restaurants, and cheap souvenirs. The city centre was much more interesting.
Oldest Thing I Stepped On
The Tiberius Bridge was constructed in 20A.D. Many have tried to blow it up over the last two millennia, but it is still as strong and sturdy as ever and used by pedestrians and drivers.
Coolest Ruins
The Surgeon's House built in the 3rd century A.D. was discovered in 1987. It appears that there was a fire or maybe raid and the house was abandoned quickly. Rubble covered everything and preserved all the surgeon's instruments, tiled floor, and other stuff in the house. The excavation site is in the middle of the town and is protected by glass walls. If you are outside you can look in or pay a few euros to come inside and get a closer look. The tools and other equipment are in the nearby museum. A fascinating and unexpected site!
Most Neglected Ruins
An amphitheatre? Who needs Rome? Well, sadly, these ruins are fenced in behind a school and are probably only appreciated by lusty and thirsty teenagers.
Pub with the Warmest, Fuzziest Feeling
Sometimes I walk into a pub and know immediately, "This is the one." Osteria dei Reduci was cosy and full of jovial wine-drinkers. The owner gave us generous glasses of Lambrusco and plates of complimentary ham and cheese and wedges of piadina (like grilled pita bread).
On our first night in Italy, our first stop was Café Zamboni, the most recommended place for apertivo. Apertivo is served from 6:30ish to 9:00ish. Basically, you buy a drink for 5-8 euros and then can enjoy an all-you-can-eat buffet of snacks. Café Zamboni was a packed madhouse but quite good. This place in Rimini was laid back and served only bread with an assortment of stuff on it.
Artiest Neighborhood
After crossing the Tiberius Bridge, there is a neighbourhood called Borgo San Guilano with colourful houses, narrow streets, and most walls with a painted mural or portrait related to the life or films of Fellini.
Felliniest Feline
Saddest Sea View
If only the weather had been as wonderful in Rimin as it had been in Bologna! I had hoped for some seaside strolls or bike rides but had to make do with a rainy walk. Still a great day though and because our hotel was on the beach, was able to fall asleep to the sound of waves.
Best of the Random
I fell in love with Emila-Romagna at first sight. Not just the food and old stuff but the way of life. Old women in their stylish shades, middle-aged women in workout clothes and designer scarves; and the young who seem to have just stepped off the set of a John Hughes film. The place has class and the people were so friendly while simultaneously being aware of how great they and their region is.
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| street where we rented an apartment |
