Sometimes word for word translations into English just don't work. Copy and paste any bit of a foreign language and post into Google translator and you'll see what I mean. Here are a few examples of signs, shirts, menus, etc. I've collected over the last few years. Some have funny uses of English while others are just plain bizarre...
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| "The typical Thai dish pisses seafood." Yumm-o! |
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| Sorry Pete. Dave, you can come in. |
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| The cake is indeed the favorite child. |
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| You too can be a lucky bird chained to fitness and look like this! |
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| Is it THAT kind of hotel? |
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| Hmm. |
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| Catchy, isn't it? |
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| I didn't know Tom Cruise and Scarlett J had branched out to raingear.. |
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| Not sure what I'm going to get if I go those 100 m. |
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| All restrooms in China are fragrant, believe me. |
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| The rest of you 99% go to that clinic in the alley. |
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| This is the logo of an air-conditioning company. |
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| I'm often in an Er Trance |
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| I've had a few |
